addine
a pint sized, woman, perfect in every way. you will never see an addine with her hair out of place or her shoes untied. the only way an addine is satisfied is if she reaches perfection in all aspects of life. addine’s work diligently to ensure guinea pigs are treated with kindness and respect and also likes cats.
i only got an a on this test… if i were an addine i would have gotten an a+!
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