the most awesome guy you’ve ever known. is funny, a gentleman, and kinda nerdy. also is a great friend.
girl 1: “oh my god have you seen that guy over there! he’s awesome!”
girl 2: “yeah i saw him, his name is adelain, so he must be!”
guy 1: “everyone loves adelain!”
having -n-l s-x with the lights turned off. man, i just had the best offshade last night.
when two girls are talking in cl-ss rather than doing work and the other writes something on the inside of a gum wrapper with the same meaning as whoa but something completely different (woha) came out so literally it’s just an exclamation and it could mean a lot of things. woha! i got free stickers […]
- oak island
a bad-ss place to live!!!!! that’s it i live in oak island
what a live and kickin’ squirrel does to a road killed squirrel in the road. did you see the video of squirrelnecrophiliacin on youtube. it even licked the crotch before it humped the dead one.
- no hands mommy
when you take a p-ss and don’t wash your hands because you didn’t touch tour p-n-s friend: ew did u just take a p-ss and not wash your hands me: no i just did no hands mommy friend: what that me: when you don’t touch your p-n-s when u take a p-ss friend: ooooohhhhh okay, […]