characterised by obsessive, uncontrollable facebook stalking, voice messaging, innumerable missed calls, photograph shredding, mascara smudged tear laden ice cream sessions, and an eternity’s worth of unforgiveness directed towards an ex-partner.
she’s got a serious dose of adelodramat-tis, bro! she hasn’t stopped stalking me since we broke up.
1. noun; when a decision has been made clearly and one person desperately tries to change it at the wrong time, mostly with no chance of success. -whole family driving on the way to sixflags- dad: “everybody excited to go to six flags?” mom: “all the kids are, they’ve been waiting five weeks.” youngest child: […]
- the brown cowboy
this is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng deep inside a girls -sshole without her knowing it’s about to happen. as she becomes comfortable with a little fingering of the brown eye as you f-ck her, you make your move! pull your pistol and saddle up her back door for the ride of a lifetime! it’s certain […]
- i freaky you
when your boyfriend says “i freaky you.” freaky is another word for love. -shapoosh- “i freaky you so much.” “you are my one true freaky.”
1. when a joke is so hilarious you cant help laugh, but it gives you diarrhea. or 2. when a joke is so bad, you cant help laughing, but you sh-t yourself. god d-mn it steve! you gave me hillarhea! hillary clinton+diarrhea the fact that hillary clinton can persuade people to vote for her for […]
another word for a c-m stain “i’ve got a chloj on my shirt”