adult garanimals


adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. everything looks like it came from a match set box.

it tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
did you see that guy over there? looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. yikes!

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