the price of cheating on a spouse, usually encomp-ssing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.
the tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of -ss on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
stevebro: “dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck.”
davebro: “really, bro? try missing a payment on that sh-t and we’ll be reading about you in the newspaper!”
audi’s flagship sedan, offered in multiple power trains. the true ballers would only roll in the s4 edition in which 340hp of p-n-s extension is bolted to your all wheel drive road gripping ride of love. often during snow storms it is confused with a snowmobile as well. d-mn that guy must has a large […]
(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the -n-s which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods. “wow… oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. …glad no one else is in my room.”
the black macgyver. blagyver can get out of any situation with just a paperclip & a peanut.
- blue steeler
a large errection i woke up yesterday mornig and had a raging “blue steeler”
- blowver easy
a variant of a bl-wj-b where the person performing said bl-wj-b has a mouth full of eggs. hey libby! could you deliver me some dennys and give me something like a blowver easy for dessert?