adultnap
similar to kidnap, it is the abduction of adults.
“i totally adultnapped my boss the other day, trying to get him to raise my wages.”
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the delicious pleasure and contentment derived from two adults f-cking happily like rabbits, then drifting off to sleep, then waking when one of them is fondling the other mischievously and s-x recommences.
vix and i meant to go to the movies on sat-rday, but we got lost in our adult nap. i guess we’ll wait for netflix.
when you go home and p-ss out after drinking all day so you can go out and drink all night.
“are you going out tonight?”
“yeah, but i’m pretty drunk from day drinking so i’m going to take an adult nap first.”
the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job
or
another way of referring to s-xual intercourse
“yesterday after lunch i took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base.”
or
“honey, let’s go take an adult nap before i pick the kids up from school.”
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