adulution
the act of evolution as an adult. you are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. these are higher evolved adults. unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time…
some known adulutions…
18 – 21: level 1 – you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.
21 – 25: level 2 – at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out… often level 2s will partner up, but don’t be fooled… they are not more advanced adults… just the ones who figured out it is less cr-p to adult with someone else.
levels 3 – 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
hey i’ve just reached a new level of adulution… we bought a house!!!
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