an advanced basic is someone who has the appearance and knowledge of someone deeply involved with culture, but who has the basic att-tude.
person one: did you enjoy talking with taylor? they seem interesting.
person two: no, they dress well and went to oberlin but are very boring. taylor is an advanced basic.
when someone acts very basic, but they do not have the basic att-tude.
girl 1: “wow she is so basic.”
girl 2: “nah, she does basic things because she likes them, not to fit in. she’s advanced basic”
smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of sp-nk laid across a truck door. smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy
- an open book
there aren’t any definitions for an open book yet. can you define it?
- pizza pits
getting pizza stuffed into your armpits after jerking off and eating pizza at a guys house you saw an ad for on craigslist hey you want pizza pits? then i’m your man!
- buttered popcorn
the act of f-cking someone in the -ss who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using b-ttered flavored crisco as lube. when the heat from the friction of s-x starts to build you can smell b-ttered popcorn. carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn. last night betsy and […]
hes so sweet and kind , he cares about others more than he cares about him self , he like being alone , but hes so loving and caring , hes smart, strong , humbel , and handsome , hes honest and so complicated. you are so lucky to have thaer in your life