Advanced Corpse Tumor

most intense f-cking song ever written. it’s by a technical death metal band from germany called necrophagist.

the solo in it sounds so f-ckin’ sweet, it’s like cl-ssical music on the guitar. muhammad is one insane motherf-cker.
metallica fan: omfg, the solo in one is the most -rg-smic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause kirk is so f-cking awesome and good at the guitar i just had an extreme case of fan-j-zz

me: bullsh-t, listen to this -shows him advanced corpse tumor-

metallica fan: oh god, what was i thinking -cries in corner-

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