Advanced Karma


the event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.
you are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend’s request that you visit them at work by going to price chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. the blister is advanced karma.

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