advanced woodworking
the moment when you m-st-rb-t- while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you -j-c-l-t-. if it doesn’t happen at the same time it’s not “advanced.”
“nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while.”
“well he’s doing some advanced woodworking.”
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