Advantage Wank


when your parents are out, you put on heavy metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and w-nking all at the same time.

tip: make sure your parents are actually out at the time.
hizumi: “last time i had an advantage w-nk was in november

it was awesome

i did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand -rg-sms. the next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well.”

me: “what music did you use?”

hizumi: “arch enemy, d’espairsray, dir en grey…” (basically hardcore metal)

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