the removal of unnecessesary adverbs from a piece of writing.
jenny’s latest novel m-n-script needs a radical adverbectomy.
date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love. guy: hey sweetheart! today is our affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love. girl: aww.. it was the best day of my life. friend-to-guy: so dude, what […]
- African brute shot
a term used to describe a s-xually position in which a man pees in the vegina then est it out d-mn, that b-tch betty liked that african brute shot
when someone receives a friend request from someone they don’t know, and is so conceited and unfriendly that they report the person instead of merely ignoring the request. “i got this friend request today from some guy, i have no idea who he is! i mean seriously, can’t he see i’m better than him? i’m […]
similar to a traditional ponytail, an afrotail results from those with bushy, frizzy, curly hair tying it back (for example, with a bobble) in the hope that it’ll look more respectable, and failing. dude: somebody should buy that girl straighteners, that’s one best of an afrotail sprouting from her head!
what you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly. i know you weren’t sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds ‘cuz i could hear them laughing in the after-message!