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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every d-mn website motorway road and tv station to fuel their own personal greed
hey, this can is dripping with water! be thirsty!
some celebrity eats -rs-nic burgers! you want to be like this celebrity don’t you
wow! this supermodel likes h-tting her head against a wall! hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to supermodels! let’s go try it! huzzah!
hey kids! making your parents buy expensive things from expense co. is cool, because we say so! now bug your parents into buying these things or everyone will hate you
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a thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. he needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.
urban dictionary’s owner says “how could i affored an advertis-m-nt free site and 500 hookers a month? it’s impossible.”
a mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertis-m-nt advertises.
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a method of making a product known to further have corporate america (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.
i really like d’em budweiser frog advertis-m-nts. burp.
pr-nounced “ad-vur-tis-muhnt”, this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at bonnaroo 2011. the pioneer of this word is a man known only as “chris”.
mo: “huh, that’s weird, my neck kinda itches…”
j: “holy sh-t, mo! you’ve got the f-cking advertis-m-nt all over yourself! get away from me… that sh-ts gross!”
mo: “ahhh, come on its not that bad! where’s chris, maybe he can fix it?”
j: “that sh-t is beyond fixing, mo.”
a public announcement. almost always seen on tv, online or in a newspaper. usually shortened to ‘ad’
person 1: hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertis-m-nt (ad)?
person 2: yeah, it’s so annoying!
when someone says they’ll do something or says that they are something, but doesn’t follow through on it.
aw man, he’s all advertis-m-nt. he says he’s brave but he’s just a big p-ssy.
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