advoid
the act of moving your mouse pointer carefully around a web page to avoid nuisance pop-up ads. this technique requires some skill and a sharp eye to dodge “hover-over-and-pop- up-ads” embedded in a news article or column.
“come’on! i just want to see who won the game, but these pop-ups keep trying to sell team jerseys. looks like i’m gonna need my advoiding skills for this site…”
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