i balanced my chequebook, did laundry, and went to three house viewings – i’ve been advulting
- squirrel cheese
the yellow center of an acorn hey! look at this squirrel cheese.
a person who appears to be worn out do to s-x ,dope. look at that chick she looks like a raggatha.
- f*cked her brains out
when a man f-cks a woman so good she -rg-sms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover. ted: f-cked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn’t speak properly afterwords. bob: thats because you f-cked her brains out man. ted: f-cking right i did!
- d*cks out for slaking
just like the popular meme “d-cks out for harambe” but towards another ape like creature. dude 1: hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking? dude 2: um you mean harambe right? dude 1: no wrong gorilla… -dude 2 googles the word “slaking” dude 2: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dude 1: d-cks out for slaking!
a v-g-n-l erection; also known as a transgender erection they were so excited they had a vagirection