AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)


the condition resulting in excessive penetration of the -n-l cavity. the sphincter of the -n-s is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your -n-s shut. this means that you can’t prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your -n-s. this disease is prevalent in the h-m-s-xual community, especially among males
joe: i got aes (-n-l elasticity syndrome) from having too much -n-l s-x

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