afternoon caffeine. that little extra something that gets you over the “2:30 feel.”
“hey bro, let’s crush some af caf”
- preemptive stroke
when a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, w-nks one off to release the urge to sleep with her. i wanted to sleep to sleep with rachel but i knew it would cause a lot of problems so i went for […]
- doomsday domer
1) a person that is proficient at doming (aka sucking c-ck), like there’s no tomorrow. man, that girl was a real doomsday domer. she bobbed it like it was the last one she’d ever see.
- adam and eveing
f-cking with the intention to have a child/give birth dude me and my girl were adam and eveing so much yesterday
- redneck good time
when a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after my sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like h-ll
- sk*mgullian from a galleyrats nest
a person lacking any moral comp-ss donald trump and madonna are both sk-mgullian from a galleyrat’s nest.