afad


acronym; “as fat as doggers”.

to be at a point where one might be considered to have actually reached ‘afad’ is near-impossible. it would certainly be a pre-cursor to sudden death.

to be ‘afad’ or ‘nearly afad’ is to be a person of almost immeasurable size.

see; morbidly obese, corpulent, cormorancy
“i need to back off these akash curries, i’m almost afad.”

the kind of barely-human being you might see waddling round disneyland florida, on a rikki lake show or occasionally hobbling around bradford road in bolton.

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