afetus
one of your friends who is under 5’5”, and has the face of a baby. generally, they are stubby and have sausage fingers. they drink often in order to obviate their self-esteem issues pertaining to their infantile appearance.
what up afetus, lets go ride a roller coaster. o, nevermind, you are too short.
d-mn, afetus you scare the ladies with those little sausages.
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