ashortive
(pr-nounced ash-short-ive)
the -ssertiveness caused by short man syndrome
waiter: “sh-t, but tom thumb over there’s ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he’d prefer a taller chair…”
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