affair of the fart


when one is obsessed with farting audibly so others may appreciate.
tina: “what the h-ll is wrong with ted? he gets people to pay notice to him, then lets a loud fart.”
martha: “being his girlfriend is beginning to stink. he’s having an affair of the fart.”

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