Affectionate Twat
an affectionate tw-t is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a tw-t.
girlfriend: hey, i wont be able to hang out with you tonight.
boyfriend: ah, but we had plans, i don’t want to cancel them
girlfriend: you’re such an affectionate tw-t.
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