Klondike bar

something i would kill you for.
jeff: you did all this for a bunch of virgins?
achmed: are you kidding me? i kill you for a klondike bar.
klondike bar – crazy good
klondike bar – its a f-cking ice cream bar
the secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins… but, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums p-ssy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk that cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see… the secret… the answer… the code… the key to everything… the secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!
the secretfinder: dude!
secretfinders friend: what?
secretfinder: i can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack obamas nuts, i can f-ck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. the secret of the klondike bar!!!!!
everyone: hail the secretfinder!!!!! he is our lord!!!
when a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her br–sts. the man then -j-c-l-t-s on the sh-t, making the women push her br–sts together. thus making a chocolate klondike bar.
she was like “what would you do for a klondike bar?” and i said sh-t on your chest and c-m on it.
a tavern for eskimo lesbians
uto: hey nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? nanookie: ok, but first help me skin this seal so i can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
the act of sh-tting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then s-xually penetrating a partner with it.
my girlfriend got mad drunk and i gave her three klondike bars. boom!
a black female cream pie.
what would you do for a klondike bar, would you eat it? shoot a load on it? what would you do for a klondie bar?

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