affhole
one of those douchey meatheads who regularly wears an affliction t-shirt, true religion jeans, and an ed hardy hat (apparel and brand are interchangeable) while driving a lifted tapout truck. also, any person who wears any article of clothing with stylized wings, snakes, or “a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard” (bobby bottleservice).
see that affhole? the muscle milk, eyebrow tweezers and spray-on tanner are for him….next in line!
affluent -ssholes: the arrogant upper cl-ss who flock as tourists to small, hip towns and then move in and gentrify/destroy the authenticity and charm that made the towns special.
all the new restaurants in town are too high brow. there’s no true dive bar where you can get a $2 beer. yeah, the affholes have ruined the place.
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