affinititis
affinit-tis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. symptoms include but are not limited to; violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to tourette’s syndrome and/or ocd. occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of gl-ss.
“this 10 hour shift gave me affinit-tis”
“nascar!!! wwwweeeeerrrrrrrr… turn left!!!”
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