Affirmatron


required in situations where a “yes” or a “i understand” just simply doesnt cut it….
person 1: we have 18 seconds til the planet we are on simultaneously combusts and erodes, within 10 seconds we shall be eaten by carniverous zombies…. and you ask me what is the best option at subway????

person 2: affirmatron.

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