affleck
(verb) to -ssume a role you were never meant to have
keanu reeves really afflecked ‘the matrix’
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…was the bomb in phantoms.
word, b-tch, phantoms like a mo’f-cker!
to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed
i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat wh-r-
ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed
oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat -ssed ho’. this marriage wont last a year..
being most whipped, possibly in all the land
once i saw that dude bring his b-tch to ball with his boys, it was then that i knew he’s afflecked for life, jigger
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