afghan 69


the s-xual act of smashing b-ttholes and crashing b-lls. usually happens in afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don’t know the difference between 69’ing and scissoring. commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.
b-holes smashin’, b-lls crashin’. the ole’ afghan 69.

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