afghan handy


when your girlfriend pulls your grandma’s afghan (the crocheted wrap that’s thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an afghan handy.

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