Afghan Magic Bullet
a bullet with ‘unknown’ origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest sh-tbags. usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.
soldier 1: hey where’s the prisoner?
soldier 2: what prisoner?
soldier 1: you know…the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
soldier 2: oooh…thaaat prisoner…afghan magic bullet found his -ss…
soldier 1: remember that compound we raided the other night?
soldier 2: yeah the one where we found that piece of sh-t f-cking a puppy?!?
soldier 1: yeah! maaan…afghan magic bullet…that sh-t came outta nowhere!!
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