Afghan Sunrise


the most delicious shot that will take you on a wild ride beginning in the lush clouds of heaven, then oilfields full of darkness, and ending in the bloodstained battlefields of h-ll.

a popular toast that goes along well with a round of afghan sunrises –

“for the bloodshed by my brothers to the oil that my country is being pillaged for and to the clouds in the sky filled with martyrs”
afghan sunrise can be made with three simple steps:

1. start with 1/3rd grenadine (red – blood)
2. add 1/3rd kahlua (black – oil)
3. finally 1/3rd baileys irish cream (while – sky)

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