AFK Assassination


in a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.
“dude. you just stood still for a second and a sniper got you.”

“sh-t! i was just opening a bag of cheetos!”

“must’ve been an afk -ss-ssination.”

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