Miata

a lightweight, 2 seat sportscar.

simply, the best driver’s car ever produced.
the world’s highest selling 2-seat convertible sports car, as recognized by guiness world records. arguably the best handling car on the road today.
the miata will kick the pants off just about anything in a curve! turbocharge it and it’ll kick the pants off just about anything no matter where!
underrated extreemly light-weight rwd sports car that will out handle most italian sports cars and street bikes
d-mn that miata just kicked my -ss
small, manuverable new-age mini sportser that draws heavily upon early european sports cars but has none of the infamous rust or engine troubles.

although efficient and fun to drive, it is a car widely -ssociated with women and h-m-s-xual men.
while owning a miata may not automatically make you gay, refering to it as your “cute” or “fabulous” little car will.
a)cheap little 2-seater sports car that can out handle many cars. even though they may look a little “girly” as a stock car, they can still kick almost anything in the handling field. also, once tuned, the odds of you losing against one are even better. in addition to this, they are intensely fun to drive.
b) go-kart on steriods. fun, fast, little car.
blake: what!? how did my bmw lose!
jon: what car were you racing?
blake:a little miata!!!
jon: well there ya go! those cars are amazing!
blake:…cr-p…
an affordable 2 seater sports car that handles very well, and that people hate on because they think that their piece of sh-t mustang could handle like it. and the miata will destroy a mustang if its boosted. fact. and over 80% of the people who own miatas are males.
mustang owner: dude…. i didnt tink it was possible..

other dude: what?

mustang owner: that tiny womans car just beat the fastest car in the world.. my mustang

other dude: -punches mustang owner- f-ck you i own a miata.
the best car in the world ever. some women think it is less masculine. this is not so.
“i mean the miata, it’s like the gay man’s car,” said poppy, who was just jealous because she drives a pokey forrester.

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