Aflockalypse
name for occurrences of sudden m-ss animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the ‘apocalypse’.
incidents starting on dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over beebe, arkansas, usa received widespread attention from the public and media. dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other m-ss animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.
term coined by washington post writer melissa bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the united states and europe in early january 2011.
dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: signs of the aflockalypse?
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the term accounting for m-ss animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).
did you hear they found more dead birds in sweden?” “yeah man, its like the aflockalypse!
m-ss bird and animal deaths occurring worldwide
did you get your 2012 starter kit yet bro?
no why?
look outside, its raining birds… aflockalypse now!
……phenomenon of extreme number of birds randomly falling from sky unexplained over a period of days in various parts of the world….
6000 blackbirds fell from the sky in arkansas…..it’s the beginning of the aflockalypse
aflockalypse: when a large m-ss of birds die and land on a small town, usually because the leader is stupid enough to run into a side of a barn or into a storm, the others will follow.
cleaning up these bird’s guts is nasty! aflockalypse now!
when flocks of birds randomly fall dead from the sky, like it’s the end of the world.
it’s the aflockalypse, bro. the end of the world is coming.
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