afunctional
derived from dysfunctional. same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to p-ssionate.
usually the emphasis is on the first syllable “a” as in a-functional.
it means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. usage expresses some angst.
i woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.
after i bombed the midterm, i’ve been afunctional in that cl-ss.
Read Also:
- Aga Hunting
the act of young ladies, usually educated at establishments such as rac, newcastle, exeter etc etc hunting for attractive well off young men with the view of finding a husband and home (ie buying them an aga). aga hunting visits to champagne bars in the city nights at mayfair clubs
- Agent Dark Bootie
when a man dives head first into a large african female’s r-ct-m, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the -n-s as if arresting rodney king. i’m about to agent dark bootie that hoe!
- a goglia nipple
when one’s nipple bleed profusely due to a tight jersey. bro did you the a goglia nipple on nick because of the new uniforms? he looks like he was in a gay version of the movie saw.
- air guitaring
the art of trying to play guitar…without the guitar. this is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. or people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a led zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it. 1. amanda […]
- Aiiight
when something is niether good nor bad, it’s aiiight. 1) if you pay for a lap dance and you get blown instead, you might think its aiiight ! 2) when you want to m-st-rb-t- so hard that you p-ss out and your mom walks in, things wont be aiiight. : (