AFM


anything for money ,
sometimes used in a post to say that you will do anything the “buyer” wants for a fair price. technically this makes the person a prost-tute but not as dirty as a street one.
girl: hey baby im 5″6 swf looking to fufill a fantasy, afm
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automated f-ll-t– machine – more or less any woman who basically lives for the p-n-s in her mouth.
yo man is it true that audrey went down on you?

dude – she’s a godd-mn afm
“another f-cking moron”
he thinks he’s a genius but he simply an afm.
when playing minecraft, saying “afm” means you are still on the computer. but “away from minecraft”.
gamer: i’ll be back in 5 minutes.
gamer is afm
-ss for me:

saying you claim or “dibs” a girl you are seeing. it’s a way of telling your guy friends that you are going to get laid tonight infront of the girl.
me: dude don’t mess around with my afm
friend: don’t worry, i got my own
alcohol fueled mayhem. the act of getting extremely intoxicated and acting obnoxious. running around, starting fights, vandalizing and causing general trouble.
last night my buddy got arrested for knocking over a usa today newspaper box and p-ssing in a mailbox. it was pure afm.
a not too often used variation on afk, where the m stands for mouse.
joe is afm for awhile.

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