afraid of commitment
the natural and perpetual state of human males.
lacking the decency and character to invest one’s time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. may be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullsh-tty dating jargon such as “i just want to be friends with you.”
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with sh-tty, unreliable, wimpy men.
“my boyfriend just broke up with me after we’d only been dating 2 months. i think he’s afraid of commitment.”
samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
“i can’t get married…i’m afraid of commitment!”
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