afritalian
a south-african born italian. known to support italy/bafana at the fifa 2010 football world cup. they have recently also been orfaned by both their teams.
fan 1: hey where are you from?
fan 2: im an afritalian!
fan 1: shame sorry, i didnt know.
fan 2: its ok. people are often saddened when they hear i was abandoned. so would your nation like to adopt me?
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