a legal doc-ment proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
“alright sir, i’m going to need you to sign this afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full d-ck of the law”
j-panese ex-girlfriend 1. i ran into my j-pex the other day. i had to pretend that i didn’t notice her. 2. my j-pex is the only reason i don’t date asian women anymore!
a person who is already too drunk to rally and party with friends. they just want to be alone. you are being so amonomous! she has become so amonomous we can”t get her out anymore.
- i thought this was america
something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son’s little league game. “for what? arresting me for what? i’m not allowed to stand up for myself? i thought this was america. huh? isn’t this america? i’m sorry, i thought this was america.” #america #arrest #south […]
a cool new app where you can post pictures of your food without shame and get great eats recommendations. made together with youtube creators and friends mamrie hart, hannah hart, grace helbig, and ingrid nilson! person 1: hey chester! you can’t keep posting food pictures on instagram, you look like a douchebag person 2: where […]
- the flashlight lovers
a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted . chey and megan are the flashlight lovers