Afrodavid


a legal doc-ment proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
“alright sir, i’m going to need you to sign this afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full d-ck of the law”

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