Afrotitis
n. (aff-row-t-t-iss) the b–bs of a man with a large collection of hair.
by golly! that man has a large amount of afrot-tis on him!
noun. (afro-t-t-isss) excessive chest hair on atop man b–bs
ben: that shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrot-tis!
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