After Dinner Speech


a term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the -n-s after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
example 1
ted-hey guy’s if you would like to raise your gl-sses, i have an after dinner speech to make.

example 2
wendy-we all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…but he just farted.

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