After School Hand
the condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.
-on a bus ride home-
“dude, what happened to your hand?”
“i dunno, marissa has been doodling on it all day.”
“i guess you have after school hand.”
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