after


probably the best fanfiction ever. like, ever. it’s amazing and even if you think one direction is the f-ggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading after 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. anna todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. i think i’ve made my point. 🙂
i told my friend to read after over the week and she came up to me on monday and said to me “jesus christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs jesus”
illegal after-hours drinking in a pub/bar, after closing time. the landlord leaves the cash till open so any official outside can not hear it being opened and cash being put into it. afters drinkers are the select few of the regular pub clientele. used in yorkshire, northern england
“i don´t believe in afters, because i never get invited.”
“after” means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u’ll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!
i’ll tell u after u told me something else.

> that means, u gotta tell it right after that other person told u!
dessert. sweets served after dinner.
did she make you afters?
to call seconds or half on a cigarette or joint
after you on that.give us afters on dat f-g
the state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. generally an awful look and feeling are present.
richard: “d-mn, john, you look so after.”
john: “i feel after…anyway hand me a beer.”
a german word meaning -n-s. one to avoid when engaging in conversation with berliner society matrons.
in spite of many years spent living in new york city, hans (ever polite) still approached the word “after” with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.

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