afterjack
a small amount of s-m-n released a short time after one m-st-rb-t-s.
one m-st-rb-t-s and goes about his business. then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing p-n-s. a nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
john: “ahh f!”
pete: “what?”
john: “i just got some afterjack in my drawers.”
pete: “hate it when that happens.”
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