afternoon glory
the combination of being a lazy f-cker and the natural process of having a huge stonk on when you wake up.
this magical occurance can only happen after mid-day when one wakes up with a b-n-r
friend: that was some fun sleep over last night…
me: oh yeah, what time is it?
friend: uhm…. 12:30
me: cool, just so you know, i’ve got one b-tchin afternoon glory raging on over here
friend: ……..cool
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