Helen Kellered
when three bros -j-c-l-t- in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.
me and the boys helen kellered that hot milf last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. got her!
intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
dude, you were helen kellered last night!
being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in call of duty 4.
ben: “i hate getting flash banged! i couldn’t see, hear, or talk! i was helen-kellered!”
jordan: “yeah where’s the miracle worker when you need her?”
(v.t.) using sign language in a person’s palm to convey a message.
i helen kellered jennifer the message, but she didn’t understand my meaning.
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