afterpiss
the p-ss used to clear the penal shaft of c-m or sh-t after s-x or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.
during the afterp-ss i hit the toilet tank with a c-m/p-ss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.
the glorious urination one engages in shortly after an -rg-sm. it is said to rival that of intoxicated p-ssing.
the party last night was amazing. i had, like, fifty beers! this chick even blew me! when she was done, i had to pee like a racehorse, so i staggered into the bathroom, had an after p-ss, and it was the most amazing thing ever.
when someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.
girl: johnny, did you pee your pants?
johnny: nah, just some after p-ss
its when you are done taking a p-ss and you walk out of the bathroom and a little bit more pee comes out
o my god jake had such a afterp-ss it went through his pants
when u go pee and after u already put it back in your pants it decides to trickle a little more out. leaving small wet spot on your pants that quickly evaparate.
did u see that guy coming out of the porta pottie he had afterp-ss on his pants. thats gross.
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