afterthoughtful
adj., showing consideration for others only when it is obviously way too late and, usually, only when forced to do so. in other words, a thoughtful gesture made as a total afterthought.
two roommates run into each other in the hallway …
guy: hey, want to grab a beer?
guy’s friend: i can’t tonight. i’m going out with samantha and colleen … oh … want to come along?
guy: thanks! that was very -afterthoughtful- of you!
girlfriend calls on phone, on friday evening, after being away 2 weeks on a business trip …
girlfriend: hi! i’m back from my business trip. i put together a hiking trip. of course, you’re invited!
guy: thanks! that was very -afterthoughtful- of you!
guy who can no longer lie about attending an upcoming party to 1 of 5 girlfriends …
girlfriend: let’s do something tonight!
guy: uhh, so yeah … tonight is the big party. want to go with me?
girlfriend: thanks! that was very -afterthoughtful- of you!
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