ag-tard

derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.

a hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn’t farm-equipment exclusive (ie carhartt, caterpillar, john deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (nascar, sarah palin, wal-mart, etc).
hicks are still functional members of society and aren’t necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
hicks become ag-tards when their moral comp-ss points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. the distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, s-xism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, h-m-phobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
jed: woooo doggy, nothin’ sure makes me madder than spics, n-gg-rs, f-ggots, kikes, ch-nks, and liberals! i wish they’d all just do us’ll a favor and catch the aids already! (insert uproarious, tw-ngy laughter)

jane: could you be any more ag-tarded?! die.